Corrupt a Wish

(nah it's plenty clever)
you become too conceited and no one wants to be around you
i wish it was summer

Tnks ^^
It was summer but everyone is tired, very hot and grumpy
I wish I have a Dragon

you order a dragon from a catalog expecting it to be friendly, but it's rather grumpy and burns your house down
i wish i could have my own country

You have your own country but happen that start to be horrible and everybody is contaminating
I wish health to everybodyy!

Everybody becomes healthy, but then doctors dont have any work and they broke :C
I wish i could teletransport

you teletransport to some random location just for fun, and then you get knocked out by some primitive people and they hold you hostage (why you dont transport out of there i dont know lol XD maybe you lost your memories when you got knocked out)
i wish i had extraordinary vision

you have an extraordinary vision but happen that yoour eyes start to be tired because you dont want to sleep you only want to see more things (^^.out of ideas*)
I wish be friends forever with Tatii

(uhhhh this is a hard one to do DX) you and Tatii spend just about every minute of every day together and get sick of hanging out with each other
i wish i wasnt sick

THIS is a hard one..
when you are sick you talk with everybody and you are the center of attention but now that you wasnt sick NO..
I wish be intelligent....^^

you become so smart that you keep correcting people so much they get annoyed of you always fixing their mistakes
EDIT ^^; forgot the wish lol
i wish i could have a double that attended school for me and told me the important things to know

Well you have a double but happen that he dont remember all things ..one day you go out and your teacher see you and talk with your parents (out of ideas again jajaja)
I wish meet Carlyboo11 and Soul and be friends Wuajaja (out of ideas but is a good wish)

(me too, this is gonna be hard...i dont know how to corrupt :'( ) you meet Soul and Carlyboo (me XD) and we turn out to be nothing like you thought we would be
i wish school didnt start so early (i complain a lot so i dont have trouble making wishes XD)

jajaja
well you are so good in this game!!
school didnt start so early but you start to miss your friends and classmates
i wish have a lot of friends.....

you have so many friends you cant remember all of their names or personalities it makes you feel bad
i wish i wasnt afraid to talk in front of large audiences

Well you wasnt afraid to talk in front of large audiences (this happen to me tooo) but everybody think you are a nerd..
I wish be millionary

you feel so confident with your money you recklessly spend money and become broke
i wish i could run really fast

you run really really fast but you dont know were are you
i wish know all jajaa

you know so much that your head explodes
i wish it would snow alot (i'm in the mood for snow)

snows a lot and your house is completely covered with snow and not visible from the surface and you're in it

i wish i live in england

someone doesnt like england and decides to launch a terrorist attack on England
i wish i could play the piano

Now you play the piano sooooo exelent that Bethoven and Mocart came from deads and kicks you with wooden sticks

I wish I had a wol fcub that is loyal to me and protects me from the bad guys.(and gives me ice cream)

(nice corruption XD) you bring your wolf cub home, but your parents dont like you having the wolf so they take it away
i wish they would call off school because of the snow (it's snowing a lot and is bad outside) wish granted XD
i wish my science teacher wasnt a fricken rapist

>:3 WISH GRANTED, but she is really booring right now, she hasn't nothing to do.But now she left her job, sits in home, watching titanic, and drinks beer. Did I metioned crying?(poor teacher)

I wish that my cat stop being a crazy lady.(yeah she IS crazy)

(it's a he and he's a fricken b*tch he says i'm missing an assignment i know i turned in >: ( )
your cat suddenly mellows down, but she doesnt do anything besides sleeping on the couch and you miss her playfulness
i wish my mother wasnt obsessed with cleaning

your mother wasnt obsessed with cleaning but happen that your mom start to relaxed so much and everything start to be soo dirty ( mm...)
i wish somethiing...jaja i dont know ^^...
I wish be 8 again