Corrupt a Wish

Your wish becomes true! but then something horrible happens to you and you only want the looooong day comes to its end.
I wissh it was xmas NOW !

you put the gifts out a night early, but during that night someone breaks in your house and all the presents are stolen
i wish all the stupid snow would go away

snow? i love the snow ^^

Ok, the snow melts and makes a terruble flood!
I wish i could hear others thoughts

hmmm this is a hard one to explain XD
you get confused when talking to people cause you cant tell their thoughts and the words they said aloud apart
i wish my school had an "accident" so i wouldnt have to go back to school on January 3rd

The school is closed because radiactive contamination (^^) but then your parents send you into a boarding school (those in which are very hard with you and you sleep there )
I wish i could have a sword! hehe

you and your new sword go to the park, you get preoccupied and set it down, i little kid picks it up and stabs his/her eye out then his mommy and daddy sue you
i wish i could teleport anywhere ii wanted to

one day you teleport and.... VANISHED! O.o
I wish i could see in the dark

since you never have to turn lights on anytime a it's light out your blinded by it
i wish i didnt have to sleep

You never sleep, but then you noticed it was really boaring to stay up alone all night
I wish i could have my tablet Cant wait!!

you get your tablet and are so excited you start spazzing all about and drop the tablet
i wish i could stop time

You stop time, but then you forget how to make it run again

I wish i could see my Jake (my pup, hes in Chile where i live, but now im in spain and i miss him a lot)

your dog tries to get to Spain to see you but drowns along the way
i wish i see into the future

you can see it but not control it so you become crazy.
i wissh i had a kity :3

you get a kitty but it doesnt like you and keeps biting and scratching you
i wish i could make people shut up whenever i want

You make everyone shut up but happen that all ones think you are unfriendly
I wish I wish I could breathe underwater

you dive down really deep and a giant squid pulls you down to the darkest part of the ocean
i wish i had a cellphone

This gamee its too fuunny!!!
well, they give you a cell phone but you start to become crazy because everyone call you every two seconds..
I wish be a magician ^^

yea it's really entertaining to see how it goes wrong
since you are a magician people seek you for help and you never have time to use your abilities for yourself
i wish i could control the weather

you start controling the weather but then... it goes OUT OF CONTROL!
I wish i could control the pleople mind! *evil laugh*

you abuse the power to control people so much, people lose all capability of thinking for themselves
i wish for world peace (lol not really, i dont really care if people blow each other up)

LOLZ ur very good for this game!
Well, there is peace in the world, but it becomes so SO boaring... (i cant think on anything else^^)
I wish a very cold Coke (corrupt that!!! )

thanks ^^
(the sentence isnt right D: but i think you mean, i wish i had a coke) you are stupid and take a Coke that a stranger gave to you, it had some poisonous ingredients added to it and now your dead :/
i wish... >.< i'm running out of wishes *think...thinking...still thinking* i wish i could fluently speak and understand any language

(the sentence was right, i dont wish a Coke, i wish a COLD Coke LOL )
you undersand any language... *running out of ideas* and understand that everywhere you travel everybody says bad things about you! (yes, im out of ideas)
I wish i could see my Jake (my pup) now.

EDIT: NO wait! ive alredy done this... well.... i wish i had the sight of eagles

you get a letter in the mail with a picture of your pup inside and a note, the note reads:
This is the last picture that will ever be taken of your pup while he was alive
i wish people would stop hunting endangered animals (wolves in particular)

People stop hunting endangered animals but happen that everyone who want to hunting....... dont know what to hunting and start to hunting people(haha its a little bit stupid but I am out of ideas)
i wish I could be more sure of myself.. ^^